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Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent
all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the
rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a
fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation,
one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns
to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy
fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch
any more!"
| Why Fishing Is Better Than
Sex |
When you go fishing and you catch something, that's
good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want
to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you
lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise
to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching
fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to
catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked
out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his
fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.
He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young
boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far
from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took
about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the
boy pulled in the fish.
The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck.
But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes
pulled in another one.
This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it
any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.
He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over
an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes
and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a
word you are saying."
So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep
the worms warm!"
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