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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the
cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a
huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged
toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin
as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just
a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he
reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close
behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into
the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled
to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get
another one!"
One day, Gramma sent her grandson Peter down to
the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was
dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.
"Now, where's my bucket and my water?" Gramma asked
him."I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma"
criedPeter. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"Now
don't you mind that ol' alligator, Peter. He's been there for
a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably
as scared of you as you are of him!""Well, Gramma,"
replied Peter, "If he's as scared of me as I am of him, then
that water ain't fit to drink!"
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without
success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got
a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call
of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the
bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set
themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume
and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call
was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into
the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front
said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment
that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The
zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the
front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but
you'd better brace yourself."
| See Tracks, Follow Tracks,
BAM!!! |
There was 3 guys stranded in the mountains and they
weren't going to be rescued for 3 days. So they all made a plan
that each night one would get the food. So the first night the
1st guy goes out and comes back with a big deer. So the guy who
was huntin tomorrow ask for advice on how to catch another one,
and the guy said see tracks, follow tracks, BAM!! shot the deer...
So the next night the 2nd guy went out and came back with an even
bigger deer than the 1st guys, and the 3rd guy was amazed so he
asked how he could catch one like that for the next night. And
the guy told him see tracks, follow tracks, BAM!! shot the deer...
The next night the 3rd guy went out to get a deer and comes back
hours later all beat up and bloody, so the the other 2 guys ask
what happen. And the guy said i seen tracks, followed tracks,
BAM!! got hit by train.
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