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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other
on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and
asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants
to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains
that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains"
I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and
tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says,
"Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if
I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!." Figuring
that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match.
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will
be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word,
reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands
it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer:
"What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with
four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes
out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps
into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the
Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers
and friends he knows. All to no avail. Afterover an hour, he wakes
the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500
and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than
a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what
IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into
her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said"
"Why are all the blinds drawn?" The doctor answered:
"There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want
you to think the operation was a failure."
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a
vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his
briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them
on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy!
You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't
have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to
outrun you."
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch.
In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead.
"Damn," he says. "I forgot to lock the office safe
before we left." His partner replies " What are you
worried about? We're both here."
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