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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three
piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What do you get when you throw a banjo and an accordion off
the Empire State Building? A: Who Cares...
Q: What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you call one-hundred banjos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test? A: Drool...
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the
banjo player's porsche.
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
A: By there names...(used to be Irish fiddle tunes)
Q: What is the difference between a french horn and a lawnmower?
A: You can tune a lawnmower.
Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion? A:
Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
A: The grip.
Q: What is the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
A: You are supposed to take off your shoes before jumping on the
trampoline.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.
They have a machine that does that now.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The
knocking always speeds up.
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They
never know when to come in.
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light
bulb? A: 50. 1 to do it and the others to stand around and say,
"I could do that better.
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their
personality.
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A:
"I didn't wake up this morning..."
Q: What's the difference between a moose and a blues band? A:
The moose has the horns up front and the asshole behind.
Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves
around his ass.
Q: What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A: A violin
burns faster.
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist? A: They both fuck up bowings.
Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A:
Terrorists have sympathisers.
Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A:
A dressmaker tucks up frills.
Q: What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A:
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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